cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”
"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe…
all his friends are either hittin it or drinking and having fun without him
and he’s just sitting on the roof of his car
bUT DO YOU KNOW THE WORST PART
DA KURLZZ IS TOTALLY GETTIN SOME IN CHARLIE’S CAR
"it’s okay man"
"i’ll let you have sex in my car"
"i’ll just sit up here and keep watch"
"that’s what bros are for"
Riots break out in the streets. Children cry and women scream in terror. Men break down and drop to their knees, sobbing in complete and total horror. Cats yowl as they run up trees, and dogs throw their heads back and let out flurries of harsh barks. The entire planet shakes in one massive earthquake. Life as we know it is spiraling to a complete end, and it’s because of one person’s fatal mistake.
Someone forgot the homie Funny Man again.