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6:06am August 1, 2014

Croatoan Virus Outbreak: August 1st, 2014

imperfectcas:

It’s begun.

5:54am August 1, 2014
rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

5:54am August 1, 2014
shimadonna:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*

shimadonna:

Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like

should i lick the bun

i’m gonna lick the bun

*licks the bun*

5:54am August 1, 2014

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

5:53am August 1, 2014

thoughts of a goldfish

  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: The country’s economy and labor market remain in deep disrepair. Whereas our various post-market institutions (e.g., the safety net, educational institutions, health institutions) have a mixed record of coping with the rising poverty and inequality that has been handed to them by a still-struggling economy and labor market.
  • goldfish: nice rock
5:53am August 1, 2014

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

5:52am August 1, 2014

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

8:22am July 31, 2014

agentyorks:

I need a Let’s Play or something where it’s just Ryan and Gavin because the conversations that will arise from it will be spoken about for years to come.

2:27am July 31, 2014

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

2:27am July 31, 2014

thechamberofsecrets:

i can be so exhausted n ready to just pass out and then i remember that i’m gonna die one day and i’m liKE

2:27am July 31, 2014

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

2:26am July 31, 2014
unshaped:

June is so out the door

unshaped:

June is so out the door

2:26am July 31, 2014

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

2:26am July 31, 2014

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

2:25am July 31, 2014
fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.